A neighbor was playing "Anaconda" really loud last night while I was playing Smash Bros 3DS.
You know what happens next.
This is amazing. Sienna has some strength too, damn.
(please keep in mind that we had to scare these people for money, they went into this knowing this, and knowing that if we can’t scare them we have to try and make them laugh or just be really, really mean to them)
one time when I was working in a haunted house this guy freaked out so bad he side kicked me in the solar plexus and I went down like a sack of bricks
one time when I was working in a haunted house i stalked a person through half the maze and breathed lightly on them until they noticed me and watched the dawning realization in their face as they finally understood that I had been there the whole time
one time when I was working in a haunted house the guy didn’t realize he was trapped in the room with me and kept trying to escape and I just leisurely followed him at a walking pace while he screamed and ran in little circles trying to get away (this actually happened a lot, like more than 5 times)
One time a girl intentionally coughed in my face and smugly said “I have strep throat” so I grabbed her and dragged my hands all over her face and said “Me too, and hand AIDS.” (It was off the top of my head don’t judge me)
One time a scene girl came in and … growled at me?? So I dropped the act completely, stood up straight and said, “Really? Are you twelve? Is that like, something you do for attention? You’re pathetic.” because I knew the monster didn’t scare them BUT PEER PRESSURE WOULD (and it did)
one time in the haunted house a guy was walking down the hallway and when he saw me he stopped in his track and I stopped too and we stared at each other for a solid 15 seconds before I slowly started walking forward and he almost tripped over himself trying to get away
one time working in a haunted house these kids kept hassling me so I finally snapped and yelled IF YOU FUCKING TOUCH ME AGAIN IM RIPPING OUT YOUR ARMS AND BEATING YOU TO DEATH WITH THEM and they got genuinely scared and stopped, then I looked at their mother and got in her face and said “control your goddamn spawn, woman”
a few times (this happened multiple times as well) while working in the haunted house I hovered directly in someone’s shadow and when they turned, I turned with them so I was still at their back, and I would step when they would step, basically keeping in their footsteps, I kept this up for like a solid minute while this person’s friends kept yelling BEHIND YOU OH GOD ITS BEHIND YOU TURN AROUND NO NO NO TURN AROUND IT’S STILL BEHIND YOU IT’S STILL BEHIND YOU!!!!!
ruby designs A+ matching costumes for her and her team on halloween
You don’t fuck with the tray master
There’s something about the casual destructive power of immense, self-certain competence.
These are like the polar opposite of the infomercial gifs
I want to be the first person on the moon to shoot a sniper rifle at earth and hit a wasp nest. my whole life so far is leading up to that moment
if a dancing pikachu doesn’t fit in with your blog you’re running the wrong kind of blog
GOD ALMIGHTY IT’S TRANSPARENT.
just a comparison between Suigimori’s official character art from Omega Ruby and Alpha Sapphire to the originals. The redesigns are pretty great in my opinion
This could sincerely be used in a cartooning class with the intent of teaching the importance of action lines and expressive characters.
if you tell me that even professional artists can’t improve and still want to improve and work their hardest to improve then i’m calling bs
gaining followers at the speed of something really slow
what do you mean it’s not christmas yet
i don’t use this 3DS anymore and i have digital copies of these games now so i’m giving the physical copies away along with the console. i’m not interested in selling them because lbr have you ever tried selling gaming stuff
it’s easier to part with as a gift so they might as well go to someone less fortunate than i
- is this how you do the rules
- 1 entry for each reblog (reblog as much as you want)
- 1 entry for each like
- you don’t have to follow me i don’t care
- the 3DS and games are european but i’ll ship anywhere
- the 3DS comes with a stylus and charger
- i’ll answer questions off anon
- giveaway ends on november 25 so the things can arrive in time for christmas
- i won’t announce the winner unless they want me to, in order to protect their privacy
OMG THAT LAST ONE!
Flynn Rider admires Rapunzel with love while a young boy with a churro stares in disdain at Disneyland
One day you will find love too, Churro Boy.